POTUS TO PARDON MAHA TURKEYS
POTUS: "These are two of the largest turkeys ever presented to an American president, over 50 pounds each... despite their size, Sec. Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys."
POTUS: "These are two of the largest turkeys ever presented to an American president, over 50 pounds each... despite their size, Sec. Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys."