Trump explains in his post, “Anyone listening to Nikki ‘Nimrada’ Haley’s wacked out speech last night, would think that she won the Iowa Primary. She didn’t, and she couldn’t even beat a very flawed Ron DeSanctimonious, who’s out of money, and out of hope. Nikki came in a distant THIRD! She said she would never run against me, ‘he was a great President,’ and she should have followed her own advice. Now she’s stuck with WEAK POLICIES, and a VERY STRONG MAGA BASE, and there’s just nothing she can do!”
That was a double whammy. Trump even got Ron’s nickname in on that one.
It’s only fair though that he hands out the nicknames. Trump has been given plenty of names over the years – mostly by his hateful Democratic opponents and their pals in the left-wing media.
Trump has been called all kinds of things including racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Hitler, Cheeto, clown, conman, narcissist, authoritarian, Drumpf, Orange Man Bad, Racist-in-Chief, Divider-in-Chief, Dishonest Don, Putin’s Puppet, MAGA extremist and more.
But if you don’t like any of those names for Trump, there’s even a contest on the website “Action Network” to come up with a nickname for him that “sticks.”
Entries include: Fake President, Traitor Trump, Don the Con, Dirty Don, Agent Orange, Red Don, Lyin’ Donald, and Spanky.
I must admit – I’m kinda partial to Spanky.
At the top of the pack with the voting results is the boring and uncreative nickname of “Cadet Bone Spurs.” WTF?
And today, as I post this, “SyphilisDon” is trending on X.
Don’t worry about the leftists coming up with uninspired nicknames for Trump. You can come up with your own nicknames for him (or anyone else) on the website “Name Generator” out of the UK.
My Nikki Haley names that were generated included: Nikki the Nidget, Neocon Nikki (great one!), Nikki the Baloney and Sticky Nikki (rhyming is always good).
Give it a whirl…
If Trump hasn’t given YOU a nickname yet, you can come up with your own!